Fish Puns

• Salmon chanted evening
• Fish you were here
• It haddock be you
• No trout about it
• I've haddock enough of this plaice
• You're so so-fish-ticated
• Sturgeons in the night
• Kiss my bass
• Cod I borrow you for a few minutes?
• I’m hooked!
• I’m waiting for someone else to mussel in on this now.
• Nope, I never said any fin!
• Oh for cod’s hake, leave me alone!
• Any fin is possible if you believe it!
• Salmon, call 911!
• Please, stop with those fishcious rumors.
• Seriously, you’re krilling me!
• Oh, what a load of carp.
• The way they handled that is a-trout-cious.
• Cod you pass me the sugar, please?
• Best fishes on your anniversary!
• This is fin-teresting topic.
• He’s skating on fin ice.
• I’m in love with salmon else.
• Carp-e diem!
• Holy Carp! We’re only halfway through the week!
• It doesn’t get any Betta than this.
• Keep your friends close and your Anemones closer.
• Let’s make this o-Fish-all!
• Salmon had to say it.
• Between a rock and a hard plaice
• You don’t have to be a brain Sturgeon to figure it out.
• What do you call a fish who never gets into fights? A pacifisht.
• This is sardinely an excellent job. Congratulations!
• We’ve got one oppor-tuna-ty to make a change!
• You are pain in the bass.
• That joke was a bit koi.
• Let minnow if you need some help.
• Everyone just clam down now.
• I really believe that to the bottom of my sole.
• How do you become an entrepreneur in the ocean? You start on a small scale!
• What does grandma fish teach to its grandchildren? The end of a hook is the point of no return.
• Why do oysters go to the gym? It’s good for mussel.
• What grade did the fish get on his literature class? A sea plus.
• How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
• What did the fish astronomer say? The universe is in-fin-ite.
• Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
• What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.
• Where do fish go to borrow money? A loan-shark.
• What do you call a fish that goes to Hollywood? A Starfish.
• Why do fish swim in schools? Because they can’t walk.

Last updated: July 17, 2025