It's on everyone's lips -- Canberra Milk.
The Canberra Bus Book, in addition to having the tables for bus
service, was chock full of milk jokes, some funny, some not.
- THE BEST
- What's the fastest drink?
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- What's white, creamy and sings rock & roll?
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- What's black and white, gives milk and cuts grass?
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- Have you heard about the cow who became a medium?
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- What do you get if you cross a guard dog with a werewolf?
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- Who's the toughest milkman in Australia? (a bit dated)
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- THE REST
- How do you make a milk shake?
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- What's the difference between tomato sauce and milk?
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- What's the best way to stop your milk going sour?
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- How many milk cartons does it take to change a light bulb?
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- What's white and travels at 5,000 kms per hour?
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- What has 26 legs, is tough, and puts milk on its cereal each morning?
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- What's brown, squeaks and is covered with milk?
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- What do you get when you cross a cow a sheep and a goat?
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- Who's the most versatile milkman in Australia?
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- Australian comments
